Thursday, 20 March 2014

Zimply Zummer




When summer was a baby people welcomed him with splayed arms. You see! He has a warmth which his brother winter lacked. Though his sister Lady spring was in full bloom, they all say 'Zomer is zimply zuperb'

When summer creeps in throwing cherubic smiles, kids shower him with those bright coloured  tit-bit sized papers which read LWD- Last working day. kids run after him with holiday spirit and parents run happy homes with happier hearts. Phew! who needs (thread) mills and (antihypertensive) pills anymore? Summer is here!



Yummy mummies treat summer with delicacies like bottled Rasna and  Neembu sharbhat. He wanders the meadows to pick out the most exotic fruits like Ice apples (Munjulu) and Madras thorns (seema chintakayalu). Kids dish out handfuls of Jamuns (Indian blackberry or Neredu) and Jujubes (Red dates or Regu pallu). They brawl over their tender palm shoots (Tegalu) and chill over a cup of ice-cream. water melons, musk melons, papayas and pineapples. What not! He carries a basket of goodies to food lovers delight. 




Well! I did not quiet forget the mango. She is deeply and madly in love with summer. when people tell her she is sour for the young summer she turns a sick green face at them and thrusts her tongue between her teeth. One day when she is all ripe and juicy he will be smitten by her sweetness and that day isn't far off she thinks.

With summer around gully cricketers roar and their sixers soar. Of course! One should not complain about broken windows and prickly rashes. Power cuts neither mute the croaking toads nor the cracking Antakshari's. Music is in the very air. Summer drives the lazy butts to beaches with warmer water and cooler drinks, shorter skirts with larger sun glasses. Life is never better.


Sleeping under the star lit sky summer dreams of his crush Jasmine. But the elite Jasmine has no eyes for the uncouth summer. Troubled by his teen pangs summer tries to look "kool". Sharaab replaces sharbath. Jamuns and jujubies perish. Burgers and pizzas flourish. Conditioned to the air conditioners, he ditches the cricket pitch and picks up a joystick.

He morphosed in to this angry young man who hammers away the keys of his P.C. 70 grands in pocket,  I pad, I pod, I fone...but no calls from friends. Brand new BMW but no long rides. Summer blazes. No vacations, no pillow fights, no Antaksharis, no dumb charades. Summer is no longer fun.

A bereaved summer stumbles upon Mango over a social network. She is indeed ripe and juicy, though she looks all pricey. Summer chuckled to himself thinking all that he needs to charm her is to be himself "Zimply Zomer". Indeed his first love is priceless.

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

I - SEA - YOU


The last thing that I saw as I let myself fall freely to the bottom of the sea is my husband's anxious face. I had no clue where the cerulean skies merged with the turquoise waters. I had no eyes for the spanning flora and fauna. My feet felt lite, my body lithe but heart heavy.   

"Is he ok? Why did he leave?" 

We were informed that it is a 10 feet dip but it sure felt claustrophobic ...or rather thalassophobic. The oxygen helmet which weighed 20kgs above the sea, now weighed only 2 kgs on my shoulders. My crocks helped me to move with perfect agility on the sandy floor studded with pebbles. I could count each one of those colored marbles under my feet.



We (a group of about 10 undersea-walkers...well! Since my hub left it must be precisely 9) were navigated through the purple corals, red sea whips and sea anemones. Gorgonians or sea fans fanned out in every possible colour and in every possible corner.


A crew of 'Four stripe damsel fish'  flooded us out of the blues. Being a zoology enthusiastic I looked out for sea horses and turtles but I was more than amazed by those many tentacled scorpion fish.


 I met marlin the clown fish who is still "Finding Nemo" and thought of my lost hubby with a greater sinking sensation. I am overwhelmed by an urge to see him at once. I needed him like oxygen.

Did he have blocked ears? Is he nauseous? breathing evenly?
My god!!! Is he breathing at all?


I recalled the  sign language of the swimmers. "Thumbs up - Am fine, Index up - I want to go Up, palms up - Increase my oxygen".


I turned back to find my diving instructor and call off my adventure. I found my husband falling in step with me quietly. I never realized when he returned and most importantly why?  He looked at me in the eye with a lot of questions and I found all my answers.


His eyes said  "Are you ok?"
 
And I realized he returned to make sure I am safe and enjoying the adventure with all the devilry that I can have.


 
 

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Happily ever after




                                                
Her foot slipped perfectly in to the glass stilettos. The prince found his Cinderella. He took her in to his arms and asked her "will you marry me my dear?"

The boy knows what comes next. He grew apprehensive as the moment neared. He rushed to his granny and gran'pa and blindfolded them with his tiny hands.

"What? Why are you closing our eyes?" his grandparents protested.

The prince kissed Cinderella on her lips and they lived happily ever after in an embrace of love.

"No No No No. I said NOVE-AH. You shud not cee dis" the boy proclaimed trying his best to squeeze his eyes shut. His grandparents chuckled to themselves  knowing their grandson got the best of the brought up's of the generation.  

"But who will close your eyes when you close ours?" his granny decided to pull his leg.

"I squiz my eye's shut...buth sum times...I acci..dentally happen to cee a little. Buth ith's okay. Ith's Noth a big deel" the boy replies soberly.